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Screenwriter / Filmmaker/ Voice Over Artist

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I'm a screenwriter, filmmaker, and voice over artist who is always looking for the next artistic adventure! 


Check out my award-winning comedy horror short film, Lunch Ladies, now on Kanopy, ALTER, Jackalope StudioVidaFair, Tubi, TromaNow!, and moreLunch Ladies has been in over one-hundred festivals all over the world - including prestigious Clermont-Ferrand - has won forty-six awards and garnered over eighty positive reviews.  I also developed an extensive social media platform for the film and a website with over two hundred blogs - so head over there for more info!   


In addition, I wrote a book, "I Made A Short Film WTF Do I Do With It (a guide to film festivals, promotion, and surviving the ride)," now available HERE, and I write, direct and produce projects with Shayna Weber


See our work at REBEL MINX


I have a BA in theatre from Indiana University and trained at The American Musical and Dramatic Academy.  I am a long-standing member of Twin Bridges Writing Salon, love a good thrift shop and reside in Los Angeles with all the other wonderful weirdos.

About Me

WWJD - What Would Johnny Depp Do?

On: Kanopy, ALTER, Jackalope Studio, Troma Now!, Blu-Ray, and more!

Lunch Ladies is an Award-Winning Comedy Horror Short Created By Clarissa 

Read Synopsis HERE



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On Jackalope StudioVimeo, Film CribVidaFairTroma Now!, BendFilm Library and Blu-Ray! 

The compelling, shocking, and incredibly important story of a woman named Clarissa Jacobson who made a movie named Lunch Ladies then realized it wasn't important and has now made something VERY important.  

See A Very Important EPK HERE!

Cinematic Genius. Must See.

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I Made A Short Film Now WTF Do I Do With It

(a guide to film festivals, promotion, and surviving the ride)

is jam-packed with hard-earned knowledge, tips, and secrets on how to enter film festivals, promote your movie… and SUCCEED! 


I Made A Short Film Now WTF Do I Do With It covers everything from what festivals to submit to, how to maximize your money, secure an international presence, deal with rejection, gain publicity, harness the power of social media, what a sales rep does and much more.  


Included are exclusive filmmaker discounts on services/products from subtitling company, Captionmax,  and promo merchandisers, MediasFrankenstein and The Ink Spot.


HEAR Three FREE Chapters HERE

Order your SIGNED hard copy or PDF!

Hard copies also include FREE exclusive swag -

Lunch Ladies stickers, a hairnet, and a pin!

Check out reviews and coverage

Indie Film Hustle, Clermont-Ferrand Film Market, Minikino Fest

Film Independent, PageCraft WritingISA PresentsHorror Happens Radio, The BoneBat ShowThe Overlook HourRancid RantsJeanBookNerdHorrible Imaginings, and Film Daily.

Get your KINDLE, Unsigned Hard Copy, or AUDIBLE Version from AMAZON!

Now translated into Indonesian

Buy yours via DM at Minikino Hotline!


For a one-on-one consultation on promoting your short film please check out the RATES then contact me HERE!  


For information about engaging Clarissa as a speaker click HERE.

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