Clarissa
Jacobson

I'm a screenwriter, filmmaker, and voice over artist who is always looking for the next artistic adventure! 

Check out my award-winning comedy horror short film, Lunch Ladies, now on Kanopy, Argo, Dark Matter TV, Tubi, Prime, TromaNow!, Shot TV, Curia, and more.  Lunch Ladies has been in over one-hundred festivals all over the world - including prestigious Clermont-Ferrand - has won forty-five awards and garnered over eighty positive reviews.  I also developed an extensive social media platform for the film and a website with over two hundred blogs - so head over to my Lunch Ladies website for more info!   

In addition, my screenplay – Land of Milk and Honey is optioned, I wrote a book, "I Made A Short Film WTF Do I Do With It (a guide to film festivals, promotion, and surviving the ride)," now available HERE, and I write, direct and produce projects with Shayna Weber. 

See our work at REBEL MINX. 

I have a BA in theatre from Indiana University and trained at The American Musical and Dramatic Academy.  I am a long-standing member of Twin Bridges Writing Salon, love a good thrift shop and reside in Los Angeles with all the other wonderful weirdos.

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I Made A Short Film Now WTF Do I Do With It

(a guide to film festivals, promotion, and surviving the ride)

is jam-packed with hard-earned knowledge, tips, and secrets on how to enter film festivals, promote your movie… and SUCCEED! 

I Made A Short Film Now WTF Do I Do With It covers everything from what festivals to submit to, how to maximize your money, secure an international presence, deal with rejection, gain publicity, harness the power of social media, what a sales rep does and much more.  

Included are exclusive filmmaker discounts on services/products from subtitling company, Captionmax,  and promo merchandisers, MediasFrankenstein and The Ink Spot.

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READ A SAMPLE CHAPTER HERE

Order your SIGNED hard copy or PDF!

Hard copies also include FREE exclusive swag -

Lunch Ladies stickers, a hairnet, and a pin!

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Check out reviews and coverage at

Indie Film Hustle, Clermont-Ferrand Film Market

Film Independent, PageCraft Writing, ISA, ISA Presents, Horror Happens Radio, The BoneBat Show, The Overlook Hour, Rancid Rants, JeanBookNerd, Horrible Imaginings, Film Daily, and Thirteenth Floor

Indie Film Hustle
Q&A Minikino Fest
Total Food Services Magazine
ISA Podcast 2
PageCraft Writing
Independent Film Now
Cinema Crazed
Film Independent
Another Voting Woman
ISA Podcast
The John & Heidi Show
The Overlook Hour Podcast
Thirteenth Floor