Hey, I’m



Screenwriter / Filmmaker/ Voice Over Artist


I'm a screenwriter, filmmaker, and voice over artist who is always looking for the next artistic adventure! 


Check out my award-winning comedy horror short film, Lunch Ladies, now on Kanopy, Argo, Dark Matter TV, Tubi, PrimeTromaNow! and more.  Lunch Ladies has been in over one-hundred festivals all over the world - including prestigious Clermont-Ferrand - has won forty-five awards and garnered over eighty positive reviews.  I also developed an extensive social media platform for the film and a website with over two hundred blogs - so head over to my Lunch Ladies website for more info!   


In addition, my screenplay – Land of Milk and Honey is optioned, I wrote a book, "I Made A Short Film WTF Do I Do With It (a guide to film festivals, promotion, and surviving the ride)," now available HERE, and I write, direct and produce projects with Shayna Weber. 


See our work at REBEL MINX


I have a BA in theatre from Indiana University and trained at The American Musical and Dramatic Academy.  I am a long-standing member of Twin Bridges Writing Salon, love a good thrift shop and reside in Los Angeles with all the other wonderful weirdos.


WWJD - What Would Johnny Depp Do?

Lunch Ladies is an Award-Winning Comedy Horror Short Created By Clarissa 


Now on: Kanopy, CuriaArgo, TubiTroma Now!Dark Matter TV, Curtcircuit33 BarcelonaPrime, Shot TV Russiaand Blu-Ray!



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Cinematic Genius. Must See.

On Troma Now! and Blu-Ray

The compelling, shocking, and incredibly important story of a woman named Clarissa Jacobson who made a movie named Lunch Ladies then realized it wasn't important and has now made something VERY important.  See it with Lunch Ladies on Troma Now! and the Hellarious Blu-Ray Anthology!


Check Out the Rebel Minx YouTube Channel 

for Our  Latest Videos!

Commercial Demo
00:00 / 01:30
Animation Demo
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Hoodwinked Too!
Hoodwinked Too!
Hoodwinked Too!

I Made A Short Film Now WTF Do I Do With It

(a guide to film festivals, promotion, and surviving the ride)

is jam-packed with hard-earned knowledge, tips, and secrets on how to enter film festivals, promote your movie… and SUCCEED! 


I Made A Short Film Now WTF Do I Do With It covers everything from what festivals to submit to, how to maximize your money, secure an international presence, deal with rejection, gain publicity, harness the power of social media, what a sales rep does and much more.  


Included are exclusive filmmaker discounts on services/products from subtitling company, Captionmax,  and promo merchandisers, MediasFrankenstein and The Ink Spot.


Order your SIGNED hard copy or PDF!

Hard copies also include FREE exclusive swag -

Lunch Ladies stickers, a hairnet, and a pin!

Check out reviews and coverage at

Clermont-Ferrand Film Market

Film Independent, PageCraft WritingISA, ISA PresentsHorror Happens Radio, The BoneBat ShowThe Overlook HourRancid RantsJeanBookNerdHorrible ImaginingsFilm Daily, and Thirteenth Floor


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