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© 2020 by Clarissa Jacobson

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Hey, I’m

Clarissa

Jacobson

Screenwriter / Filmmaker/ Voice Over Artist 

About Me

I'm a screenwriter, filmmaker, and voice over artist who is always looking for the next artistic adventure! 

 

Check out my award-winning comedy/horror short film, Lunch Ladies, now on Prime Video, Kanopy, Troma Now! and more.  Lunch Ladies, has been in over one-hundred festivals all over the world - including prestigious Clermont-Ferrand - has won forty-two awards and garnered over eighty positive reviews.  I also developed an extensive social media platform for the film and a website with over two hundred blogs - so head over to my Lunch Ladies website for more info!   

 

In addition, my screenplay – Land Of Milk And Honey, was optioned by Director, Gisberg Bermudez with Elizabeth Avellan to produce.  My other piece, Stella By Starlight – has been optioned by Norman Stephens Films and Beverly Nero Productions and I wrote a book, "I Made A Short Film WTF Do I Do With It (a guide to film festivals, promotion, and surviving the ride)," now available at Barnes & Noble, Amazon, Books A Million, and International Screenwriting Association.

 

I have a BA in theatre from Indiana University and trained at The American Musical and Dramatic Academy.  I am a long-standing member of Twin Bridges Writing Salon, love a good thrift shop and reside in Los Angeles with all the other wonderful weirdos.

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Voice Over

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Movies

Lunch Ladies is an Award-Winning Comedy Horror Short Created By Clarissa - Now on Blu-Ray, Prime Video, Kanopy and Troma Now!

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A VERY IMPORTANT FILM

On Troma Now!

and Blu-Ray! 

The compelling, shocking, and incredibly important story of a woman named Clarissa Jacobson who made a movie named Lunch Ladies then realized it wasn't important and has now made something very important.  See it with Lunch Ladies on Troma Now! and the Hellarious Blu-Ray Anthology!

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My Book

In-Person Talks At Clermont-Ferrand Film Festival

Open To Members Of: The Short Film Conference, Monday, February 3, 2020 - Details Coming!

Open To All Market Attendees: Wednesday, February 5, 2020 at 2pm

Both Talks At: Maison De La Culture

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I Made A Short Film Now WTF Do I Do With It

(a guide to film festivals, promotion, and surviving the ride)

is jam-packed with hard-earned knowledge, tips, and secrets on how to enter film festivals, promote your movie… and SUCCEED! 

 

I Made A Short Film Now WTF Do I Do With It covers everything from what festivals to submit to, how to maximize your money, secure an international presence, deal with rejection, gain publicity, harness the power of social media, what a sales rep does and much more.  

 

Included are exclusive filmmaker discounts on services/products from subtitling company, Captionmax,  and promo merchandisers, MediasFrankenstein and The Ink Spot.

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READ A SAMPLE CHAPTER HERE


Order your signed hard copy here 

Order digital and unsigned copies at:

Barnes & Noble, Books A Million, Amazon, or

International Screenwriting Association

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Check out reviews and coverage at

ISA, Horror Happens Radio, The BoneBat Show,

The Overlook Hour, Rancid Rants, JeanBookNerd, Horrible Imaginings, Film Daily, and Thirteenth Floor

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