I'm a screenwriter, filmmaker, and voice over artist who is always looking for the next artistic adventure!
Check out my award-winning comedy/horror short film, Lunch Ladies, now on Prime Video, Kanopy, Troma Now! and more. Lunch Ladies, has been in over one-hundred festivals all over the world - including prestigious Clermont-Ferrand - has won forty-two awards and garnered over eighty positive reviews. I also developed an extensive social media platform for the film and a website with over two hundred blogs - so head over to my Lunch Ladies website for more info!
In addition, my screenplay – Land Of Milk And Honey, is in pre-production to be directed by Gisberg Bermudez and produced by Elizabeth Avellan and Rana Joy Glickman. My other piece, Stella By Starlight – has been optioned by Norman Stephens Films and Beverly Nero Productions and I wrote a book, "I Made A Short Film WTF Do I Do With It (a guide to film festivals, promotion, and surviving the ride)," now available at Barnes & Noble, Amazon, Books A Million, and International Screenwriting Association.
I have a BA in theatre from Indiana University and trained at The American Musical and Dramatic Academy. I am a long-standing member of Twin Bridges Writing Salon, love a good thrift shop and reside in Los Angeles with all the other wonderful weirdos.
Lunch Ladies is an Award-Winning Comedy Horror Short Created By Clarissa - Now on Blu-Ray, Prime Video, Kanopy and Troma Now!
On Troma Now!
and Blu-Ray!
The compelling, shocking, and incredibly important story of a woman named Clarissa Jacobson who made a movie named Lunch Ladies then realized it wasn't important and has now made something very important. See it with Lunch Ladies on Troma Now! and the Hellarious Blu-Ray Anthology!
In-Person Talks At:
Clermont-Ferrand Film Festival
Open To Members Of: The Short Film Conference, Monday, February 3, 2020 at 3pm
Salle Gripel at the Maison de la Culture
Open To All Accredited Market Attendees: Wednesday, February 5, 2020 at 4pm
MEDIA Forum at the Short Film Market
Other In-Person Talks:
Members Only: Wednesday, March 4 2020 at 6:30pm
Works In Progress Program
Canon Burbank - 3400 West Olive Avenue, Burbank, CA 91505
I Made A Short Film Now WTF Do I Do With It
(a guide to film festivals, promotion, and surviving the ride)
is jam-packed with hard-earned knowledge, tips, and secrets on how to enter film festivals, promote your movie… and SUCCEED!
I Made A Short Film Now WTF Do I Do With It covers everything from what festivals to submit to, how to maximize your money, secure an international presence, deal with rejection, gain publicity, harness the power of social media, what a sales rep does and much more.
Included are exclusive filmmaker discounts on services/products from subtitling company, Captionmax, and promo merchandisers, MediasFrankenstein and The Ink Spot.
READ A SAMPLE CHAPTER HERE
Order your signed hard copy here
Order digital and unsigned copies at:
Barnes & Noble, Books A Million, Amazon, or
International Screenwriting Association
Check out reviews and coverage at
ISA, Horror Happens Radio, The BoneBat Show,
The Overlook Hour, Rancid Rants, JeanBookNerd, Horrible Imaginings, Film Daily, and Thirteenth Floor
